Now THIS is how you write a Craigslist ad!

Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 797 Location: D.C. Metro

http://austin.craigslist.org/muc/2875664657.html

Joined: 11 Mar 2011 Posts: 342

Actually this guy sounds like an icehole. Unless it's you, then cool post. Wink

Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 5799

Sounds like a total penis to me.

Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 797 Location: D.C. Metro

Wasn't me, thank god. Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:56 pm

Thats a pretty funny ad.
Just hope he isnt serious about everything he wrote in it. Laughing

Joined: 04 May 2005 Posts: 2045 Location: Wallingford, CT

Spite wrote:

Thats a pretty funny ad.
Just hope he isnt serious about everything he wrote in it. Laughing

Exactly what I thought. If he wasn't serious, then the ad is seriously funny.

Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 2976 Location: UK

Tell us how you really feel, brah Laughing

Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 3839 Location: BOSTON

craigslistdude wrote:

The title says "Guitarist for Metal Band", not "Guitarist for chicken fucking, bluesy-riffs, and sonic diarrhea".

i kinda like this guy

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:45 pm

GOLDARN', best comment for him would be u mad bro?! this is hilarious! Laughing

Joined: 27 Sep 2010 Posts: 1271 Location: Easton Ma

Quote:

3. NOT looking to make this a career. I want to make bad ass music, play out a couple times a month, possibly smoke weed, and %$#@! Metal chicks. That is all.

That's all I want to do too! Where do I sign up? Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:30 pm

Sounds like an add I would write..... I like him!

Wish I lived closer...

So SUCK IT!! Laughing

Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 7639 Location: Florida

Grim Reaper wrote:

Sounds like an add I would write..... I like him!

Wish I lived closer...

So SUCK IT!! Laughing

all you need to do is add some Asian ladies, and it would close the deal according to the ramblings

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:40 pm

transblueZ wrote:

Grim Reaper wrote:

Sounds like an add I would write..... I like him!

Wish I lived closer...

So SUCK IT!! Laughing

all you need to do is add some Asian ladies, and it would close the deal according to the ramblings

Joined: 19 Aug 2008 Posts: 4622 Location: UP of Michigan

I bet the guy who wrote the craigslist ad I stole my sig from would get along great with him Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:49 pm

I'd jam with him

Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 13396 Location: Earth

Sounds like the “Pros” with “Pro Gear” playing in “Professional Bands” here in Vancouver. If I have to read one more of those stupid posts I’m gonna sh1t my pants. If you’re a “Pro” you’re not begging for a gig on CL... PERIOD...

That ad was funny though. I wouldn’t want to play with him but it was enough to make me laugh lol

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:11 pm

I think he knows what he is looking for and tired of getting everything else. He gets a Gold Star Laughing

Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 3839 Location: BOSTON

Grim Reaper wrote:

transblueZ wrote:

Grim Reaper wrote:

Sounds like an add I would write..... I like him!

Wish I lived closer...

So SUCK IT!! Laughing

all you need to do is add some Asian ladies, and it would close the deal according to the ramblings

just bring honeybunny rubbin her porkroll all over the place and yer golden

Joined: 22 Feb 2010 Posts: 798 Location: Upstate NY

I'm thinking of giving him a call... and bringing my acoustic.

Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 1581

I hate the new style kids wear, skinny jeans,that's a funny ad...I live in Texas and and Austin is cool but u get a lot of wannabe rockers/douche bags over there trying to make their big break.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:27 am

He sounds like an Arrogant prick.........but at the same time I totally get where he's coming from.... Wink

Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 1581

I'm sure the guys a total weirdo, either way got a good laugh for a sec.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:47 am

You're going to find flakes in any city you look for musicians. It isn't a Austin thing.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:45 pm

al wrote:

Grim Reaper wrote:

transblueZ wrote:

Grim Reaper wrote:

Sounds like an add I would write..... I like him!

Wish I lived closer...

So SUCK IT!! Laughing

all you need to do is add some Asian ladies, and it would close the deal according to the ramblings

just bring honeybunny rubbin her porkroll all over the place and yer golden

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:31 pm

Flagged for removal

Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Posts: 5603 Location: phoenix az.

lol he wants to f metal chicks!hes in!