Couple of new parodies

Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 7639 Location: Florida

Couple of new parodies (using my Z, my new drums, and cheezy ibanez bass) - things I do to amuse myself. Remember, not a drummer, can't sing, guitar playing is suspect, and I don't put much time into getting things right, just enough to make me chuckle Cool

This first one is a goof on Danzig's Twist of Cain - never could figure out his lyrics, so I substitued Mashed Potatoes

http://www.digitalsoundplanet.com/Members/000114566_000014291.mp3

This next one is not for the squeemish or easily offended. Its a goof on the Presidents of the USA - Peaches. About a small town near here known for it's inbreeding - and coined the old joke, "what do you call a teenage girl in Port Jervis that can faster than her father" - "A virgin" nyuck nyuck - you've been warned Twisted Evil

http://www.digitalsoundplanet.com/Members/000114566_000014292.mp3

Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 12 Location: Columbus , Ohio

Very funny....your guitars sounds good! What kind of strings are you using? Gauge?

Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 7639 Location: Florida

thx Hardrocker

using Earnie Ball Super Slinky .009 - .042

Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 5799

I couldn't understand any lyrics from either song.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:03 pm

Awesome dude, hey could u possible re-post ur old Metallica parodies. They were so friggin hilarious dude and I'm sure everyone would like to hear em again... Laughing

Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Posts: 7639 Location: Florida

CliffBurton1986 wrote:

Awesome dude, hey could u possible re-post ur old Metallica parodies. They were so friggin hilarious dude and I'm sure everyone would like to hear em again... Laughing

yeah - I can do that - need to keep these up for a bit - got a few friends to send them to - i'll shoot you a pm with the info

Lon wrote:

I couldn't understand any lyrics from either song.

well, i did go over the cant sing part Cool

- rough outlines that i kind of follow when i do my dumbness

Mashed Potato
I can taste it already
That mashed goodness
As I eat my lunch
Said yea
I can hear them mashing
Taste so good
It need some gravy yeah

I want Mashed potatoes
I love mashed potatoes
Yummy mashed potatoes
With gravy tastes so good

talkin' mashed potatoes
not green tomatoes
I need mashed potatoes
With gravy tastes so good

Said yea
Peel those taters
Boil in a pot
Then we'll smash them some
Add - some milk and butter
break out the mixer
Better not be no lumps

I want Mashed potatoes
I love mashed potatoes
Yummy mashed potatoes
With gravy tastes so good

talkin' mashed potatoes
not green tomatoes
I need mashed potatoes
With gravy tastes so good

Smashed Taters!
oh - hey!

oh-oh mash potatoes
dont want no rice, fries
or steam veggies - oh no
oh-oh mashed potatoes
garlic mashed - skins attached,
dont forget the gravy - no no

Yae
I know they're so tastey
nothing else comes close
Ever See Caligula?
said yeah
that scene in the senate
with the mashed potatoes
and the fist?
kinda gross, but i still

Want Mashed potatoes
I love mashed potatoes
Yummy mashed potatoes
With gravy tastes so great

talkin' mashed potatoes
not green tomatoes
I need mashed potatoes
With gravy tastes so great

mashed 'tatoes!
oh yeah

oh-oh mash potatoes
dont want no rice, fries
or steam veggies - no no
oh-oh mashed potatoes
garlic mashed - skins attached,
dont forget the gravy - no no

Wo-oh - mashed potatoes
Too lazy to write more
words i'll say it again yea
Wo-oh - mashed potatoes
I'll repeat the verse
and mumble some more oh yeah

into For Whom the Bells Toll

Port Jervis
Moving to Port Jervis going to la la la la la X4

Her lala down next to the can
gonna la la i'm the man
in the back of my ford pinto
if it had it my way
I would lala everyday
I'm a sick lala from port jervis

Moving to Port Jervis going to la la la la la X4

I lala the little lala tastes like lala

wow - ok I really need to stop drinking when I make these things up, this one is pretty uncalled for - but it is about POrt Jervis - so enough said Evil or Very Mad